WISE WORDS FROM A SMALL DOG

Keshie says:

GOOD LUCK FOR EOYS EVERYONE!
5 more to go!

and now some comic relief (in BLUE, of course)

213
has a star
by the name
of keshie
she is the
cutest stuffed toy!
with her fan club and ____________ and shee-ee-ee!!

she is small
with stringy hands
and her legs
are stringy too!
that is cute
but she is pink
with her fan club and ____________ and shee-ee-ee!!

keshie needs
to go and bathe
she hasn't
bathed at all
since celeste
was in p5
with her fan club and ____________ and shee-ee-ee!!

keshie likes
to piss weiqing
she must have
learnt all these
from every
213er
with her fan club and ____________ and shee-ee-ee!!

keshie can't
wait to see-ee
weiqing's face
when julie
sings this song
in front of her
with her fan club and ____________ and shee-ee-ee!!

-to be sung to the tune of PURPLE light (:

and, btw, the ____________ at the end of every verse can be replaced with weiqing, or trinaling, depending on your audience.