Wise Words from a Small Dog #3

Keshie says

Merry Christmas all KFC members and the one and only non-KFC member!!

2008

hey!!

KFC is split up :(

Which means we won't get to see each other so much next year!

So you guys MUST come my house 1st Jan okay! WQ is going to PLEAD WITH HER MUM (:

My mum already bought uh sausages for you guys to eat and is already planning the lunch/teabreak/dinner menu, depending on which one you guys want.

SO DON'T DISAPPOINT ME OKAY.

Keshie the star will be the centre of attraction.

RIKO will also be very attractive.

Does that make sense?

No I think not.

Okay its raining heavily now.

I think I might have to go bring Riko in.

If he whines. If he knows I'm listening haha.

I'm talking nonsense so bye and see you 1st jan!

depressing schedules D:

hello! i shall announce the bad news: next year it is confirmed (by ms lim who is quite reliable anyway) that on mondays-thursdays, we'll end school at 2.45 and that on fridays, it'll be a cool 4.15.

and in light of the recent math workshops which were interesting and a certain AKL, celeste is inspired to want to quit math ra! :O i shall copy her msn convos (which are very interesting! to me at least. haha.)

_isosceles! ;a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand says:
celeste has ncc air 3 times a week. celeste has fencing three times a week. celeste has 2 ras. celeste has to take care of her dog. celeste only starts doing her homework at 10pm. celeste only has 3h to do homework on weekends. ):

*a break*

_isosceles! ;a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand says:
actl right, the only reason why i have 3h to do homework on weekends is cos i wake up at 12.30 or 1.
haha
most of the time 1pm.
maybe next year i'll have to wake up at like 7 or something to do my homework soo not looking forward to it.

haha but yeah. to everyone who thinks that our school management is crazy to extend school hours, i really do agree but hey, it's part of life to have things get tougher as you grow older (and hopefully more mature) so don't be too depressed about it yah. if you took up an RA you must have had a good reason for doing it so and keep reminding yourself of that reason and don't quit so easily. (even though akl is abit, well, -.-""") and RS/SMP/HSSRP/OM/etc might be demanding but again, you must have had some degree of passion/interest to take it up so just keep thinking of the positive things and somehow you'll get through the year. just like how we've gotten through 2 years in the once-intimidating RGS yeah!

although, my schedule is really quite depressing. and celeste's too, haha.

<3 weiqing

i have a new quotable quote

at wq's suggestion hahaha i have decided to post this!!

[this took place in the school canteen today, at around 1+]
Adelle: Are you going for class video screening?
Me: Uh, it's at my house...
Adelle: OH YAH

hahaha sorry adelle if you see this xD

weiqing quotes

must get back at her largh.

"A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane" - Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis.

In case your reading comprehension skills are bad, that means that weiqing veryvery SLOOOWW lah! hahaha

aujourd'hui c'est mardi laughing at the com screen like a retard says:
haha hmm okay i shall be nice and try to say quotable things.haha, lol.


aujourd'hui c'est mardi laughing at the com screen like a retard says:
did u know megan's house has 2 doors?
and one door is fake.
so i smartly went to her house yesterday
and tried to enter
by the fake one.
-.-


aujourd'hui c'est mardi laughing at the com screen like a retard says:
hahahhaa i read the papers when i eat.
so the papers always are abit dirty ^^


aujourd'hui c'est mardi laughing at the com screen like a retard says:
hahaha. i always kope sweets from people then my mom doesnt let me eat D:
then they are left on my table.
then i kena scolded because there "will be ants"


aujourd'hui c'est mardi laughing at the com screen like a retard says:
oh haha.
when i was at megan's house i fell over when climhbing the stars

lahahaha!

interesting quotes!

and because celeste wee has been amusing, i shall quote her:

"a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!"

"_isosceles! ;a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand says:
i have sweets on my table too
but they're up in my room
my tuition teacher gave me
hhaa
and i feel like eating
aaah
but i lazy to walk"

"aujourd'hui c'est mardi ; laughing at the com screen like a retard says:
i still had a mooncake in my fridge cuz i was lazy ^^
so i had to eat it
_isosceles! ;a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand says:
you can give mee!
NO EAT IT FOR WHAT GIVE ME LALLALAH"

"aujourd'hui c'est mardi ;laughing at the com screen like a retard says:
oh yeah can u send me your clown song
_isosceles! ;a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand says:
how?
aujourd'hui c'est mardi ;laughing at the com screen like a retard says:
uh send file?
_isosceles! ;a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand says:
haha okay
its in a cd
then how?
OHOH i slot the cd in my com issit!"

haha okay i realise only the last one is funny but nevermind ^^ haha. sorry celeste!! i shall post your tall photo to make up for it :D
yup. celeste is TAAALLLLLLLL!! :D:D

P.S. this is what celeste said after she saw the post:
_isosceles! ;a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand says:
omg
_isosceles! ;a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand says:
now you have me laughing at the com screen like a retard and the worst thing is, im laughing at MYSELF

<3 weiqing

Wise Words From a Small Dog #2

Keshie says

Happy birthday to Julie Lim Yee Sin!!!

revival!

haha since i am free i will uh, revive the blog yay :D
i shall post pictures. with my camera phone, i now feel like the official paparazzi ^^

becky's army invades from outer space!
julie with the BUGIQ book celeste and becky gave her, with her sister at her side. cough doesn't this remind you of something cough :D
happy birthday julie (: even though, and i quote, "all cakes taste the same".
celeste hides behind her cookie jar!
becky has a cookie in her mouth, i am sure. shzehui is imitating her happily (:

jiahui and i, the two luckiest girls in the universe :p
jiaxuan :D
looks cool lahhh.
megan and becky.
do you see the menacing green cluster somewhere on south america? hmm. i wonder whose army it is...
the black ones you see are the only ones left...
shzehui :D
the great strategist and her equally smart partner ><


okay yay enough pics la, right?

<3 weiqing

Pics of Drama Night Audition!

i hv sent some of u the pics. if i hvnt sent them to u n u want them, email me or tag. (:

Revision to the Keshie song

BECAUSE KESHIE IS CLEAN NOW verse 3 of her song doesn't apply. So here is the edited version!



Note: All bolded words/phrases are to be emphasized.

213 has a star
by the name
of keshie
she is the
cutest stuffed toy
with her fan club and __________* and shee-ee-ee!

keshie has
stringy arms
and her legs
are stringy too!
that is cute
but she is pink
with her fan club and __________* and shee-ee-ee!

keshie is
a star because
she leaves us
all starstruck!
and has five
points like a star
with her fan club and __________* and shee-ee-ee!

keshie likes
to suan wei qing
she must have
learnt all these
from every
213er
with her fan club and __________* and shee-ee-ee!

keshie can't
wait to see-ee
wei qing's face
when julie
sings this song
in front of her
with her fan club and __________* and shee-ee-ee!


__________*may be switched between "weiqing" and "trina ling" depending on the audience. emphasis still remains.

Starry starry night…starring…KESHIE

this is done by xx, n i m helping her post it.

Why keshie is a star

By maths:
A star is five pointed and each segment when divided gives you the divine proportion, Phi
Similarly, keshie has a head and 4 limbs, making her 5 pointed, plus her limbs when divided gives you 1.618

By English:
Keshie is a star because she leaves us starstruck
Keshie is a star because people likes to STARe at her, like wq and Julie during lessons
Keshie is a star because when ever wq looks at keshie, she goes: RATS, which reads STAR from the back

By Chinese:
Keshie is a star = keshie 是颗心
Keshie sounds like 颗心 in Chinese, thus keshie 颗心，meaning keshie is a star!

--xin (see, I am a star too (: )

there. such a great post! thanks xx!

pictures :D

lalala.
i shall post pics (:
and since i m trying to be nice to celeste and julie here, i shall not say anymore in case i insult them :p

shzehui in my specs looks professor-y (:

shzehui managed to catch julie before her laughing fit! good job :D
KFC stands for keshie fan club, in case you didn't realise ^^

sigh. what can i say that is not insulting?

this is the correct expression to have when looking at keshie. haha :P

this is a shze!
julie doing her thing. (must not insult see)
pretty banner!!
shzehui and celeste weeeeeeeee
good swetha (:

Photos of KESHIE!! xD

Okay being very wuliao today...I took photos of Keshie with random stuff around my room! (Haha my room has lots of weird stuff) Cos a great STAR like Keshie must have lots of photos with HER and HER ALONE riiight...


See, Keshie's so nice, she says that YOU ARE SPECIAL okay!


Keshie with teddy bears! Even though the teddy bears are 2D...


KESHIE WITH STITCH!!! The Stitch cupboard Jiahui gave me for my birthday xP


Keshie with my big soft toy doggie =)


HAHA this is so cute! Keshie on a mini sofa set!!


Keshie...in a photo frame! HAHA.


Keshie on top of a MUSHROOM!!! Haha Becky's birthday present to me.


LOL OKAY Keshie is such a cool star!

Keshie Proof! she is RATIONAL!!!

Definitions:
Keshie = Cute, Pink Dog belonging to Celeste Wee
Rational = Rational Numbers Q [the very nice Q i found on the net cant appear...]

Direct Proof
Prove that Keshie = Rational

Keshie = K+E+S+H+I+E
= 11+5+19+8+9+5
= 57
Since 57∈Q,
=> Keshie = Rational [Proven]
Since Keshie = Rational,
=> Keshie = Must not be tortured, insulted or bullied by anyone

Prove by Contradiction
Prove that Keshie ≠ Irrational

For Keshie = Irrational,
Keshie = √non-square integers or non-terminating decimal
Since, Numbers representing various alphabets∈Z+
Keshie = Positive Integer
≠ √non-square integers or non-terminating decimal
≠ Irrational
Therefore, Keshie = Rational [Proven]
Since Keshie = Rational,
=> Keshie = Must not be tortured, insulted or bullied by anyone

more coming... if i can think of more!

anw, smthg interesting wq said on msn:
aujourd'hui c'est mardi can anyone remain happy all the time? says:
oh and, you're right about the umbrella thing. seriously. NOBODY holds the umbrella the way i do 0.0

weiqing's attempt at philo

bear in mind my philo is disastrous.
also bear in mind that this is all said in jest and that i do not actually think it is worth arguing over whether a stuffed toy is rational. because it is not.
but firstly, celeste:
1)where is your proof that keshie is a rational being? if you leave her in a puddle would she know to climb out? no. if you threw her into the washing machine would she know to get out? no. when you throw her in your bag does she know how to remain upright? no. no, no, no, no. is she rational? y'think?
2) if you want to argue like that then uh, well, i have the right to my own opinion about keshie. plus i have the right to be treated as a rational being capable of my own thoughts. which means that you shouldn't try to convince me to think that keshie is alive/rational/thinking.

as a further point i have nothing against keshie.
i just have something against the way you guys are SERIOUSLY OBSESSED WITH THAT LITTLE DOG. it is cute, fine, if you think it's cute then it is, but, this is getting ridiculous.

okay i'm done (:
wo xi wang ni men hui jin zhao fa xian, keshie bing bu shi huo sheng sheng de dong wu.

<3 weiqing

A philosophical study on the rationality of Keshie

Julie, Wei Qing and Celeste have been arguing for the past few minutes on whether or not Keshie ought to be treated as a rational being. Being treated as a rational being would entail that Keshie be no longer referred to as a "fluffball" or "inanimate object" since it would be against Kant's Deontological Theory - treating a rational being as an ends involves treating him/her with respect due to any other human being. Thus in this essay, I would like to examine the arguments based on utilitarianism, Kant's Deontological Theory and rights theory on whether or not Keshie should be insulted, or "suaned" in colloquial terms.

Utilitarianism, firstly, aims to bring about the greatest amount of happiness for the greatest number of people. Therefore we will need to look at whether treating Keshie as a rational being will bring about greater happiness or not. Since Keshie's fan club comprises 4 people, it is obvious that any happiness caused by treating Keshie as a rational being will definitely outnumber the unhappiness caused to Wei Qing, the one and only weirdo. Thus, according to utilitarianism, treating Keshie as a rational being is morally right. Moreover, one should not insult Keshie since it would hurt both her and her fan club. This hurt would be much greater than the sadistic pleasure one may take in insulting her, thus it would be morally wrong according to utilitarianism to insult Keshie.

Next, since Keshie is a rational being, according to Kant's Deontological Theory, Keshie must be treated as both an end and a means and not just a means. This means that Keshie must be treated as a free and autonomous being, with all due respect. Keshie should thus not be insulted or abused, as this is wrong according to the theory, and according to utilitarianism, as Keshie will feel hurt and heartbroken. If we were to treat Keshie as an irrational being, of course, this would not apply. However, this would not be acting out of moral duty - another fundamental principle of Kant's Deontological Theory - as one's moral duty is to ensure one's friends are not hurt or upset. Keshie's fan club will definitely be outraged at this, and thus to treat Keshie as an irrational being would be to forego one's moral duty. Thus, it is highly moral to treat Keshie as a rational being and to treat her with respect.

Now, according to rights theory, since Keshie should be treated as a rational being as proven by the above two theories, Keshie also has rights. Keshie has the right not to be continually slandered. Keshie's fan club also has the right not to have their star continually slandered. Thus, it is obvious that, if one were to insult and slander Keshie, it would be immoral and against Keshie and her fan club's rights.

In conclusion, utilitarianism and Kant's Deontological Theory provide strong and sound arguments that Keshie should be treated as a rational being and not be insulted. Rights theory further highlights the latter point as well. Therefore, I do feel that it is only moral and necessary to treat Keshie as a rational being and stop insulting her.



=) written by CELESTE. XD

the attack of the lit fish!

HAHAHAHAHA i am so shocked that celeste and julie (i.e. the people who always tell me lit sucks, thanks) actually posted a lit-themed post EACH :O well done :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D yay (: okay, fine, sorry about the post earlier on but i think all our posts are very funny :D and that sorry celeste, but julie's post was funnier ^^ and i think i haven't actually insulted keshie for the past week! it's mainly swetha who bullies it! (i can now hear julie/celeste screaming she! its a she! no, she's a she!) okay nevermind (: this is getting childish. meanwhile, i shall post pictures! what else is that pink thing up there? mm. note the right hand. :O:O:O:O:O:O where's keshie?!!?!?!?!?!?! this is becky in action. now this is celeste in action this is the pro shzehui's shot (: very pro. aimed very well too ;p 3 emo-kidds in training. this was during philo revision. note the messy desk. see now they look (more) emo. and weiqing restores the happy balance :D haha so rubbishy ^^ what is julie looking at? must be..........................(keshie lah, then) celeste wee is never too far away from swetha prabhakaran......
and this is what we were doing for RS: 1-smiling pao: JIAHUI. 2-laughing fit-JULIE. 3-nice, a bit blurr, babysitter-BECKY bee. 4-floppy-fringe-CELESTE. 5-smallish, nice smiley SHZE bee. 6-straight-backed-WEIQING bee. 7-nice, but currently sian-faced SWETHA bee. 8-dancing MEGAN bee. 9-cold SQUISH bee... the rest of the class has yet to be drawn.

whee (: okay enough pics. shze, u can steal pics from here ^^ and julie and celeste, i think you've gotten your revenge, so NO MORE LAME POEMS ABOUT ME OKAY. thankyou (: <3>

Celeste's turn to do lit ;)

AREN'T YOU DYING OF SHOCK

Julie and Celeste, the two ANTI LIT PEOPLE are actually QUOTING MOV!!!! Like, whoa. It must be the KESHIE EFFECT! Whoo! We are all going to ACE OUR LIT EXAMS!!!

Like real.

ANYWAY here's my 1 dollar!

Keshie:
Signora Wei Qing, many a time and oft
In the classroom you have rated me
About my inanimateness and my fluffiness
Still have I borne it with a patient shrug
For sufferance is the badge of all stuffed toys
You call me fluffball, stuffed toy dog
And laugh upon my stringy arms
And all for use of cuteness, which is mine own
Well then, it now appears you read my blog
Go to then. You come to me, and you say
"Keshie, let me post!" you say so
You that did laugh countless times at me
And suan me as you suan
Julie and Celeste; posting is your suit
What should I say to you? Should I not say
"Can a dog let you post? Is it possible
A cur can change the settings on Blogger?"
Or shall I bend low, and in a bonddog's key
With bated breath and whispering humbleness
Say this
"Fair weirdo, you laughed on me on Wednesday last
You called me inanimate stuffed toy; and for these courtesies
I'll let you post all you like?"

more interesting mov...

haha. weiqing, guess what, i think i studied too much mov! look at this:

Salerio: Why, I am sure in school thou wilt not suan weiqing. What’s that good for?

Shylock [ie. Keshie]: To satisfy me. If it will give me nothing else, it will give me my revenge. She hath insulted me and bullied me a million times, laughed at my colour, mocked my furriness, scorned my fan club, thwarted my stardom, cooled my friends, heated mine enemies – and what’s her reason? I am a toy. Hath not a Toy eyes? Hath not a Toy hands, fluff, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Living in the same world, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same torture, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same aircon and non-aircon days as a weirdo is? If you prick us, do we not bleed [wool]? If you tickle us, do we not laugh [silently]? If you poison us, do we not die [again]? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that. If a Toy wrong a weirdo, what is her humility? Revenge! If a weirdo wrong a Toy what should her sufferance be by weirdo example? Why, revenge! The villainy you teach me I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction.

yay! dont kill me! instead, be glad tt i finally found slight fun in lit... [though i still hate it]
n i promise no more insulting u fr now, unless u make me find the need for REVENGE AGAIN.

;to restore some sanity

okay firstly, celeste, here is my range of sian faces: -.-"""" O.o T.T --"""" Oo
and, i will be bringing my cam on monday, so prepare to get a video of you making a fool out of yourself while singing that song (if it can even be called a song) taken.
and now i will channel the spirits of portia and nerissa! this is taken from act1scene2 and modified to fit the current context of the keshie lovers.... (bear in mind this is all rubbish, and try not to kill me)

----------------------------------------------------
portia: i pray thee over name the keshie lovers, and as thou namest them i will describe them.
nerissa: first, there is the CELESTEWEE.
portia: ay, that's a dog-lover indeed, for she doth nothing but
talk of her dog (keshie), and she makes it a great point
to constantly irritate me with that dog of hers.
i am much afeared she is obsessed with that fluff ball.
nerissa: then, there is the JULIELIM.
portia: she doth nothing but stone--as who should say,
and you will not have keshie, choose! she hears merry
tales and goes into laughing fits. i fear she will prove the senile
grandmother when she grows old, being so full of
unmannerly nagginess in her youth.
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note: since only julie and celeste came up with that song, i will only include their names. and they will probably kill me as it is, so, :D

plus i am trying to revise bio here so i am being uncreative. to quote _____, "science students need not try out for OM performance because science students are not creative". well said indeed, since most of your OMers are taking triple science.

okay (: that's enough rubbish today!

<3 weiqing

WISE WORDS FROM A SMALL DOG

Keshie says:

GOOD LUCK FOR EOYS EVERYONE!
5 more to go!

and now some comic relief (in BLUE, of course)

213
has a star
by the name
of keshie
she is the
cutest stuffed toy!
with her fan club and ____________ and shee-ee-ee!!

she is small
with stringy hands
and her legs
are stringy too!
that is cute
but she is pink
with her fan club and ____________ and shee-ee-ee!!

keshie needs
to go and bathe
she hasn't
bathed at all
since celeste
was in p5
with her fan club and ____________ and shee-ee-ee!!

keshie likes
to piss weiqing
she must have
learnt all these
from every
213er
with her fan club and ____________ and shee-ee-ee!!

keshie can't
wait to see-ee
weiqing's face
when julie
sings this song
in front of her
with her fan club and ____________ and shee-ee-ee!!

-to be sung to the tune of PURPLE light (:

and, btw, the ____________ at the end of every verse can be replaced with weiqing, or trinaling, depending on your audience.

HELLO KESHIE FANS, NONFANS AND NEUTRAL PEOPLE(:

isn't the title pretty? it's in BLUE btw(: BLUE is for blueblobs and um. a whole lot of other blue things!

i'm sicksicksick of rs so here i am to post!(:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Keshie!

1. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make keshie.
2. During severe windstorms, keshie may sway several feet to either side.
3. Keshie can live for up to a week without a head!
4. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The keshie state'!
5. Keshie is the sacred animal of Thailand.
6. Keshie can last longer without water than a camel can.
7. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in keshie.
8. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted keshie.
9. Keshie once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
10. To check whether keshie is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten keshie will sink, and fresh keshie will float!

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

haha i bet you didn't know that! anw!

JIAYOU FOR MUGGING EVERYBODY(: this has been a very blue post

i shall copy julie

background = Keshie <3 (in case you havent noticed the words at the side)

font: amazon (cos of geog...amazon basin)
colour: wheat cos it has pink in it since keshie is pink but not so much pink until it looks revolting
<3: because keshie is WELL LOVED by everyone!

Title = BLUE!

COLOUR OF TITLE CHANGED! (:

since i m bored of geog, i shall give reasons why i made the colour of the title blue.

1. blue is a nice colour.
2. i like blue.
3. celeste likes blue.
4. weiqing likes all the colours, so tt includes blue.
5. simin likes blue [as though it affects her]
6. blue is for NCCAIR. n keshie shall like NCCAIR.
7. blue can be seen on the black part of my shirt, n the red part of my shirt, n on keshie.
...
therefore blue=nice and suitable [proven]

ok. i shall go back to geog.

hello!

hello!

the pic of keshie is really nice heh! she's really smiling big big =D. everyone look at the chio chio keshie! haha okay I'm obviously high =D. but maybe we should change the colour of the title and make it more visible =D heh. yay! keshie is so cute!

love,
squish!

weiqing's point of view

this blog, is super funny.
can you imagine, our dear celeste wee has taken infatuation with inanimate objects to previously-unseen heights!
they now have, a fan club blog.
what's more, it is JULIELIM and CELESTEWEE who are members of a fanclub.
this is earth-shaking news.
haha (: so drama.
nevermind. weiqing shall continue to post pictures of so and so fawning over keshie for the amusement of non-fan-club-members, and also because the fanclubbies will appreciate any keshie pics.
i will be back(:

BOO!

Keshie HAS overcome the forces of WEI QING and is RULING 213!!!