Keshie Proof! she is RATIONAL!!!

Definitions:
Keshie = Cute, Pink Dog belonging to Celeste Wee
Rational = Rational Numbers Q [the very nice Q i found on the net cant appear...]

Direct Proof
Prove that Keshie = Rational

Keshie = K+E+S+H+I+E
= 11+5+19+8+9+5
= 57
Since 57∈Q,
=> Keshie = Rational [Proven]
Since Keshie = Rational,
=> Keshie = Must not be tortured, insulted or bullied by anyone

Prove by Contradiction
Prove that Keshie ≠ Irrational

For Keshie = Irrational,
Keshie = √non-square integers or non-terminating decimal
Since, Numbers representing various alphabets∈Z+
Keshie = Positive Integer
≠ √non-square integers or non-terminating decimal
≠ Irrational
Therefore, Keshie = Rational [Proven]
Since Keshie = Rational,
=> Keshie = Must not be tortured, insulted or bullied by anyone

more coming... if i can think of more!

anw, smthg interesting wq said on msn:
aujourd'hui c'est mardi can anyone remain happy all the time? says:
oh and, you're right about the umbrella thing. seriously. NOBODY holds the umbrella the way i do 0.0