This is what MYAs do to us!

boo!

ok its the start of the MYAs n all tt so heres an interesting story abt WEIQING the ELECTRON n now, the ROCK/GRAIN. i wanted to just paste the whole msn convo here but i decided to be nice n write the story in paragraphs. n i my msg hist cleared itself. so, sorry for the terrible grammar n sentence structures n vocab n etc. n i hope i rmb the whole story right, even though i was the one who came up w it, my mind's too much in geog. i'm sure weiqing can correct all my grammar aft tt, so she can get back at me for correcting her english...

ok it all started off w weiqing getting a fever. super random, seeing how she was perfectly well today in sch HITTING PPL AGAINST WALLS. but anw, so she told me she had a fever n so i linked it to her being an electron! abt the plasma state n so since shzehui n celeste made her high n excited aft sch, she needed to satisfy the high temperature part so must get fever. then she said tt shzehui said tt too. so i decided tt i had to be different fr shzehui! so, i used GEOG rather than chem! n along the way, MATH came in, n according to weiqing, LIT too. the lit part was unintentional, n i didnt really think it was very lit, but i removed it anw, cos lit sucks. even weiqing the electron said 'Gosh mugging lit is so boring.' [ok weiqing is gg to scold me again for not quoting the full context (which is a major sin in hist) but its fine, cos chem taught me abt limiting reagents so i'll take the rest as excess. (:]

so the story starts when we imagine weiqing as a rock rather than an electron. get rid of the chem stuff. so shes a rock undergrnd. n aft the chem paper, suddenly all the weight above her was removed, so RELEASE OF PRESSURE occurred! hence, weiqing the rock was exposed! so since IT was exposed, the rock was susceptible to INSOLATION. tts why weiqing the rock faced a rise in temp n got heated up in the day, causing the FEVER n expansion! so i said tt weiqing shld measure her height, prob grew taller. but by night, which means arnd now, weiqing the rock will contract again, so this is actl a better time to measure her height.

then the math came in. i asked weiqing the rock to pick one, two or three, which she picked two.

ok since weiqing the rock picked two, it went thru GRANULAR DISINTEGRATION! but it would be aft a few days, like bef hist paper or smthg, when the STRESS in the joints can so great tt weiqing the rock disintegrates. then, weiqing the rock became, weiqing the GRAIN! [see now weiqing the grain is smaller than the stitch n the bug n the duck!]

but anw, weiqing the grain was situated above a cave, n unluckily, the overhanging rock of the cave collapsed. so, weiqing the grain was now part of the WAVE-CUT PLATFORM. n then the longshore drift came n deposited weiqing the grain along a beach! this is where the story had two endings.

ENDING ONE:
a little child like celestewee came to pick up weiqing the grain to admire it. [this is additional i just thought of: when compared to keshie the star, weiqing the grain was so small...] but weiqing the grain didnt like this ending, so i decided to change it to a stitch came to pick up weiqing the grain!

BUT WEIQING THE GRAIN STILL DIDNT LIKE ENDING ONE! so came ending two, which involved a bug, as weiqing the grain suggested.

ENDING TWO:
a bug came to pick up weiqing the grain n carried her to her home undergrnd in Hawaii. then the VOLCANO ERUPTED, extending the coastline! so when the bug came out of the hole, she lost her sense of direction as there seemed to be new land! so the bug asked weiqing the grain for help, n of course, weiqing the grain couldnt help the bug.
- then again, weiqing the grain didnt like this ending.-
so thinking tt she didnt like Hawaii, the bug brought her to indonesia instead! n when the TIDAL WAVES came to erode the coast, the bug n weiqing the grain got washed into the sea. :(

so tts the end of the story. since weiqing the grain-rock-electron asked me to post this. i did. now someone can correct the grammar! (:

hope this helps destress n rmb some geog stuff! n weiqing! u r supposed to finish ur lit one! so far u only had a few lines of geog stuff w INCORRECT FACTS!

(: julie